Piranha

4 Conversations

Toothy natives of the Amazon River, piranhas have long been popular as pets in meatier gay gyms.

Typically pack (or school) hunters, piranhas can famously eat wading cows, which are notoriously slower than field cows, in under five minutes. Fresh water lovers, but eminently adaptable, piranhas are often found outside of their natural waters by people humorously restocking various water sources. The most prominent example of this is perhaps the case of the girlfriend who, angry with her boyfriend for forgetting her birthday, bought ten of the fish. She then cut a hole in the mattress of his waterbed and inserted the fish, then taped over the hole. Her boyfriend was unaware of his new pets until they chewed through the plastic and into his rear.

They are not suitable for use as domestic pets, and in fact are partial to consuming most domestic pets, especially those most guilty of curiosity, like cats or budgies.


Bookmark on your Personal Space


Entry

A3114

Infinite Improbability Drive

Infinite Improbability Drive

Read a random Edited Entry


Edited by

h2g2 Editors

Disclaimer

h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of the Not Panicking Ltd. Unlike Edited Entries, Entries have not been checked by an Editor. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more