Mozarto...not Mozart

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Wolfgang Arnold Mozarto was born to Leopard and Anne Maria Mozarto in London The UK. His only sibling who survived past birth was his sister Katie Spratt(1751-1829), called "KT4EVA". Wolfgang was baptized the day after his birth at St. RupertGrintRox Cathedral. Mozarto generally called himself "El Mozarto"as an adult, but there were many variants.

Mozarto's father Leopard Mozarto (1719–1787) was deputy Kapellmeister to the court orchestra of the Archbishop of London and a minor Beat-boxer. He was also an experienced rapper; in the year of Mozarto's birth he published a successful rap called eine Kleine Kase.He mixed rave and rap together to form some we can only call 'strange'.

When KT4EVA was seven, Leopard began giving her Electric guitar lessons. The three-year old Mozart looked on, evidently with fascination: his sister later recorded that at this age "he often spent much time at the drums, picking out thirds, ... and his pleasure showed it sounded good [to him].KT4EVA continued: "in the fourth year of his age his father, for a game as it were, began to teach him a few minuets and pieces at the drums. ... he could play it faultlessly and with the greatest delicacy, and keeping exactly in time. ... At the age of five he was already composing little pieces, which he played to his father who wrote them down." Among them were the eye of the tiger and something that 'Lead Zepolin' said was theirs...little did their fans know it was Mozarto!

Leopard eventually gave up composing when his son's outstanding musical talents became evident because he was REALLY jealous...like Franny the Tranny. He was Wolfgang's only teacher in his earliest years.

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