Eddies, space/time/human
Created | Updated Apr 18, 2002
Eddies are small disturbances or ripples in various states of matter or reality or other substance.
It is therefor curious that people who insist of being called Eddie do not observe the same effect to their own personal universe. It is probably something quantum. A popular theory at this time is that people called Eddie do not actually come across in their everyday lives other people called Eddie and therefor in the Universal dictionary of things they can not be counted as a plural and therefor don't count. Other people disagree and say this all bunk, and that an Eddie in itself will still produce a distortion effect. The other lot say that they do in fact distort and this distortion is shown in the fact that people called Eddie don't have freinds or become famous and that's why they don't come across other Eddies and produce great big distortional effects in the space/time continuum. To prove their point they all change thier names by depol to Eddie and promply dissapear into the time/space contiuum. The others say thank god for that and all go for a drink.
It is therefor curious that people who insist of being called Eddie do not observe the same effect to their own personal universe. It is probably something quantum. A popular theory at this time is that people called Eddie do not actually come across in their everyday lives other people called Eddie and therefor in the Universal dictionary of things they can not be counted as a plural and therefor don't count. Other people disagree and say this all bunk, and that an Eddie in itself will still produce a distortion effect. The other lot say that they do in fact distort and this distortion is shown in the fact that people called Eddie don't have freinds or become famous and that's why they don't come across other Eddies and produce great big distortional effects in the space/time continuum. To prove their point they all change thier names by depol to Eddie and promply dissapear into the time/space contiuum. The others say thank god for that and all go for a drink.
