The Embalism
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
INGREDIENTS:
In a pint tankard put:
a double measure of Goldschlager
Premium Vodka (Absolut or,for best results: Smirnoff Black Lable)
Red Bull ( or similar "energy drink")
Fresh, Carbonated Fruit Juice. ( this is a matter of personal choice but IMHO, Pineapple or Strawberry is best)
Dedication!
METHOD
Add each ingredient to a chilled pint.
Down the whole thing in one swift motion.
Look around the faces of your incredulous companions in a, "that wasn't so bad", kind of way"
Proceed to Grimace, Twitch and finally question the wisdom of your actions. In that order.
Repeat all of the above. CAREFULLY!
NOTES
There are only two levels of appreciation for this drink. You either completely hate it or, you hate it only slightly less than whatever it is you most despise. It is however, the one true nectar of sheer idiotic massochism.
In a pint tankard put:
a double measure of Goldschlager
Premium Vodka (Absolut or,for best results: Smirnoff Black Lable)
Red Bull ( or similar "energy drink")
Fresh, Carbonated Fruit Juice. ( this is a matter of personal choice but IMHO, Pineapple or Strawberry is best)
Dedication!
METHOD
Add each ingredient to a chilled pint.
Down the whole thing in one swift motion.
Look around the faces of your incredulous companions in a, "that wasn't so bad", kind of way"
Proceed to Grimace, Twitch and finally question the wisdom of your actions. In that order.
Repeat all of the above. CAREFULLY!
NOTES
There are only two levels of appreciation for this drink. You either completely hate it or, you hate it only slightly less than whatever it is you most despise. It is however, the one true nectar of sheer idiotic massochism.
