How to Play the Kitty Nose Violin

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You will need one cat and one clean, plastic drinking straw. The cat should be in a fairly forgiving mood.

1. Show the straw to the cat above his head, just out of sniffing range.
2. The cat should raise his head to smell the straw.
3. When that happens, drag the straw across the wet part of his nose, slowly, singing the syllable 'nee' with a single tone.
4. When you get to the end of the straw, change direction and tone, and this time sing the syllable 'nerr'.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until musically satisfied.
6. Laugh.

7. (Optional) Allow the cat to chew on the straw if he wishes.

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