Blair Witch Project
Created | Updated Sep 29, 2004
This film is one hour 40 minutes long. In that is it one hour 40 minutes too long. It is the story of three people who get lost in the woods, then spend one hour 40 moaning about being lost in the woods. It ends with a girl filming a bloke doing something up against the wall of a cabin, cut to black with credits over. I felt as if I'd wasted all that time out of my life, which I'll never be able to live again. I could have been going out and doing something useful, like sticking a white hot poker up my nose-well at least that would have been more frightening.
