Previous name tags - I've had various additions to my name

• Roses are red, Peas are green, my face is a laugh, but yours is a scream
• Give a man an inch and he thinks he’s a ruler!
• Lead me not into temptation – I can find it by myself
• My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with facts!
• Imagine a world without men. No wars and lots of fat, happy woman
• I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t.
• Enjoy yourself – these are the good old days you’re going to miss in ten yeas time
• Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought 'Where the hell is the ceiling?!'
• When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes
• If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• The trouble with the future is that it keeps getting closer
• Whoosh...now you see me, now you don't...run... ;-)
• still feel like hiding under a shell, it would only need to be a small shell ;-)
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun
• Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -- even when you wish they were