A Conversation for H2G2 Guardian Angels...

help (!)

Post 1

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

cud u send me an angel please?
I'm, new and things aren't working like they should!
I'd quite like a celestial hand showing me around for a few days, mainly the depraved areas!


Help is winging your way even as we speak...

Post 2

GOD

It's nice to see you popped around and welcome... smiley - smiley

Don't worry, we are sending in the Big Man !!!

Saint Big 'Evil' Dan is one of our finest saints...

* Thinks to self 'albeit a little work-shy' smiley - winkeye *

he will have you zipping about the H2G2 Universe in no time... smiley - smiley

Don't be scared of him though, he is not really evil, he just a very naughty boy... smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


Help is winging your way even as we speak...

Post 3

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

*A warm light fills the forum as a winged figure floats down from the sky. It is none other than Dan*

Hello Zarniroop, I understand you need a bit of a guide to the guide. Is there anything in particular you want to know? I've already stopped by your user page and left a few links that might be of assistance. If you have any questions, just leave a message at that thread (or here if you need to).

And, as the big guy said, don't worry about the 'evil' thing. It's just a name. smiley - winkeye


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