Holiomaphoric Weddings
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Holiomaphoric weddings are interesting, and are very differant when compared to other weddings. For starters, there is no priest/minister/whatever. Also, both bride and groom are completely nude, in front of all the people present at the wedding. The nudity of the two people to be married is to show purity of both bride and groom, even if they are completely impure.
The wedding starts off with both bride and groom emptying a bottle of red wine on each other, to signify that they shall become unpure. Then, after the vows, the entire congregation shouts "the two are one," as the bride and groom begin to have sexual intercourse in front of everyone. Usually when this happens, the wedding disintegrates into a wild frenzied orgy. However, on rare occasions such things don't happen (the marrage of King Fredund of Minituria being one of these).
There is also a variation of this marrage, where the bride has sex with the best man, and the groom has sex with the chief bridesmaid after having sex with each other. After that, both best man and chief bridesmaid have intercourse with each other too.
The wedding starts off with both bride and groom emptying a bottle of red wine on each other, to signify that they shall become unpure. Then, after the vows, the entire congregation shouts "the two are one," as the bride and groom begin to have sexual intercourse in front of everyone. Usually when this happens, the wedding disintegrates into a wild frenzied orgy. However, on rare occasions such things don't happen (the marrage of King Fredund of Minituria being one of these).
There is also a variation of this marrage, where the bride has sex with the best man, and the groom has sex with the chief bridesmaid after having sex with each other. After that, both best man and chief bridesmaid have intercourse with each other too.
