Classic Quotes- Cordy
Created | Updated Sep 16, 2004
CLASSIC QUOTES
Cordy
Cordy: Willow, nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears.
Willow: My mom picked it out.
Cordy: No wonder you're such a guy magnet. Are you done?
- Welcome to the Hellmouth
Don't you have an elsewhere to be?!
- Welcome to the Hellmouth
What is your childhood trauma?!
- Welcome to the Hellmouth
Excuse me, I have to call EVERYONE I have EVER met, RIGHT now.
- Welcome to the Hellmouth
I'm not saying we should kill a teacher every day so I can lose weight, I'm just saying that when tragedy strikes we have to look on the bright side.
- Teacher's Pet
You think I'm never lonely, just 'cause I'm so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone.
- Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
Being this popular is not just my right, its my responsibility.
- Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
Cordy: Willow! Hi. I like your outfit.
Willow: No you don't.
Cordy: No, I really don't. But I need a favour.
- Prphecy Girl
This exchange student thing has been a horrible nightmare. Thet don't even speak American!
- Inca Mummy Girl
Buffy, love your hair. It just screams street urchin.
- Halloween
Oz: Hey, Cordelia. Geez, you’re like a great big cat!
Cordy: That’s my costume. Are you guys playing tonight?
Oz: Yeah, the Shelter Club.
Cordy: Is Mr I’m-the-lead-singer-I’m–so-great-I-don’t-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?
Oz: Yeah, you know he's just going by Devon now.
Cordy: Well you can tell him that I don’t care and that I didn’t even mention it and that I didn’t even see you so that’s just fine.
Oz: What do I tell him?
Cordy: Nothing. Geez get with the programme.
Oz: Why can’t I meet a nice girl like that?
-Halloween.
Cordy: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team, and the Slayer is a basket case. I'd say we've hit bottom.
Xander: I have a plan.
Cordy: Oh no, here's a lower place.
- Innocence
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
- Killed By Death
I'm the dip
- Dead Man's Party
Willow: Maybe we shouldn't be too couply around Buffy.
Cordy: Oh, you mean cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?
Xander: Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell, or what?
- Faith , Hope and Trick
Cordy: I swear one of these days you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a coma?!
- Gingerbread
