Classic Quotes- Spike
Created | Updated Sep 16, 2004
CLASSIC QUOTES
Spike
Home sweet home.
- School Hard
They say when you've drawn blood you've exfoliated.
- I Only Have Eyes For You
It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
- Becoming Part 1
I want Dru back, I just have to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place, I'll find her, wherever she is, and I'll tie her up and torture her until she likes me again!
- Lover's Walk
Harmony: You love that tunnel more than me.
Spike: I love syphillis more than you.
- The Harsh Light Of Day
I came to you in friendship! Well, alright, seething hatred.
- Pangs
Buffy: You know what? I think you dont want us to let you go. Maybe we made it too comfy here.
Spike: Comfy? Do I look comfy? I'm chained in a bathtub drinking pig's blood from a novelty mug. Doesn't rate huge in the Zagat's guide
- Something Blue
Spike: Come on now! It's telly time! Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well and if you make me miss it...
Giles: You'll do what? Lick me to death?
- Something Blue
What the BLEEDING HELL is wrong with all you BLOODY WOMEN!!
- Crush
Spike: Come on! We're never gonna get anything killed with you lot holding me back.
Tara: I thought the slow ones were supposed to tire more easily.
Spike: No, that's over-the-hill shopkeepers.
- Bargaining Pt1
Oh poor watcher, did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.
- Bargaining Pt1
Spike: He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy- boy accent. You Englishmen are all so...bloody hell...sodding, blimy, shagging, knickers, bollocks...oh no. I'm English!
Giles: Welcome to the Nancy tribe.
- Tabula Rasa
Help me out here Spock, I don't speak loser.
-Smashed
Buffy: This is all you get, I'm listening, Tell me what happened
Spike: I tried to find it of course
Buffy: Find what?
Spike: The spark, the missing.....the piece that fit, that made me fit, because you didn't want.....God I cant, not with you looking
I dreamed of killing you. I think they were dreams.....so weak, did you make me weak? Thinking of you and holding myself and spilling useless buckets of salt over your....ending. Angel! He should have warned me, makes a good show forgetting it but its in here, in me all the time, the spark. I wanted to give you what you deserve and I got it, they put the spark in me and now all it does is burn.
Buffy: You're soul
Spike: Bit worse for lack of use
Buffy: You got you're soul back, how?
Spike: Its what you wanted right? Its what you wanted right! And now everybodies in here, talking! Everything I did and everyone I...and him!, and it, the other, the thing , beneath you, its here too, everybody they just tell me go, go...to hell!
Buffy: Why? Why would you do....?
Spike: I brought shame on you. Why does a man do what he musnt, for her, to be hers, to be the kind of man who would never...to be the kind of man...And she shall look on him with forgivness and everybody will forgive and love and he will be loved.. (He walks right upto the cross)...Can we rest now?...(He presses his body against the cross and leans on it and his skin starts to sizzle and burn)...Buffy can we rest?
- Beneath You
Spike: Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It's nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try.
I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a women Buffy. You're the one!
Buffy: I don't wanna be the one.
Spike: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic, we all have crosses to bare.
- Touched
I'm drowning in footwear!
- Chosen
(Spike in mock girlie voice) How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
(Spike as Angel) No need little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love, and a pesky curse, defanged me and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair, nver the hair.
(Girlie again) But there must be some way I can show my appreciation.
(Angel again) No, helpin' those in needs my job. AND working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificant poof, is truely thanks enough.
(Girlie again) I understand, I have a nephew who's gay, so...
(Angel again) Say no more, evils still afoot- and I'm nearly out of that nancy-boy hairgel I like so much.
Quickly to the Angel-mobile. AWAY!!
- In The Dark (Angel, Season 1)
