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Wish you were queer
Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! Started conversation Jan 11, 2004
Ok, I pinced the title from the last person (other than me) to post on The Great Gay Game, who's name currently escapes me and for which I apologise and blame the hour.. currently 2.45am GMT!
Anyhow, the idea of 'Wish You Were Queer' did kinda of stick in my head and so I thought that I'd start the inevitable thread before I left this place and forgot how to get back again!!
Im sure everyone has someone they wish were of the same sexual persuasion as themselves so come on guys, gals and everyone else.... Who are you lusting over?? 
I'm hugely unoriginal and am going for:
My #1 of all time: Alyson Hannigan 
or Pink or Amber Benson
Wish you were queer
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Jan 11, 2004
Jude Law.
Various members of the Australian cricket team. (The game bores me, so I have to think of *something* when I'm forced to watch it.)
The captain of the NZ cricket team, whatshisname.
And - Warning, Warning, street-cred-destroying statement ahead - Simon Schama.
Ivan.
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nadia Posted Jan 11, 2004
Not a kennedy fan then!
I'm glad someone picked this up and ran with it. I'll have a think and decide who is top of my wish list.
Speckly
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Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! Posted Jan 11, 2004
Hi Speckly,
Was it you who gave me this idea on a silver platter?? Thank you!
Don't get me started on kennedy, this thread could rapidly lose direction if you do!!
(wanders off mumbling about how I'd like to boil her head in hot oil... while still attached to her body....)
Tara Forever!!!! 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 11, 2004
gee, let me think, this is a toughie I thhink maybe I might pick, ohh completely randomly, I don't know, Tom Cruise and Vigo Mortensen*?
*specificaly, as Aragorn with the scruffy hair, not when it's been brushed in RoTK
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 11, 2004
ohh, I forgot Jonathan Frakes, oops
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Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! Posted Jan 11, 2004
or Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft or Demi Moore, G.I Jane style!
IS it me or is it warm here?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 11, 2004
I've just remembered another, Courtny Taylor(spelling?)
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Jan 11, 2004
Courtney Taylor-Taylor? Yes please, even if he does have a silly name.
Also - the chap who plays Simon Balcairn in 'Bright Young Things'. Wish I could remember his name. 
Ivan.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jan 11, 2004
Oh I agree - Demi Moore
Melanie Chisholm (ex sporty spice)
Dervla Kirwin
Sharleen Spiteri (lead singer with Texas)
Guess I like Brunettes 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 11, 2004
Just thought I'd check, how many people can I name?
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HonestIago Posted Jan 11, 2004
I think we can put as many as we want. For me it's Dermot O'Leary Orlando Bloom and Billy Boyd (without his hobbit feet) and I used to fancy Jamie Theakston
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Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! Posted Jan 11, 2004
There's no limit, put as many people as you want!!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 11, 2004
ok then, Jason Lee, Matt Damon (but only sometimes), Bruce Boxleitner, Jeff Bridges and Sean Bean
To be continued...
My list so far-
Sean Bean
Bruce Boxleitner
Jeff Bridges
Tom Cruise
Matt Damon
Jonathan Frakes
Jason Lee
Vigo Mortensen
Courtney Taylor
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Mikeo the gregarious Posted Jan 11, 2004
Actually, it was my idea but I'm not very good at making these things actually happen - thanks very much!
I'm gonna need a little while to think of some desirable straight men I've lusted over ... give me a few hours ...
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Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! Posted Jan 11, 2004
Thanks for the idea then Mikeo!!
Oh my Goddess.... How could I have forgotten Neve Campbell or Lucy Lawless.. Xena style, and of course current Renee O'Conner....
Occasionally Gillian Anderson too
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jan 11, 2004
i have Gillian Anderson on my 'possible' list!
Kate - Phils ex from Eastenders
Sigourney Weaver
Davina McColl - except I got a bit bored of seeing her due to Big Brother.
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Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! Posted Jan 11, 2004
How did I forget Davina McCall??
"Shoot Me. Stuff Me. Mount Me"
Sometimes I'm so dim, I amaze myself!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jan 11, 2004
seems that we have a similar taste!
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- 1: Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! (Jan 11, 2004)
- 2: Ivan the Terribly Average (Jan 11, 2004)
- 3: nadia (Jan 11, 2004)
- 4: Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! (Jan 11, 2004)
- 5: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 11, 2004)
- 6: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 11, 2004)
- 7: Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! (Jan 11, 2004)
- 8: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 11, 2004)
- 9: Ivan the Terribly Average (Jan 11, 2004)
- 10: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jan 11, 2004)
- 11: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 11, 2004)
- 12: HonestIago (Jan 11, 2004)
- 13: Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! (Jan 11, 2004)
- 14: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 11, 2004)
- 15: Mikeo the gregarious (Jan 11, 2004)
- 16: Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! (Jan 11, 2004)
- 17: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jan 11, 2004)
- 18: Black-Eyed Girl... Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity! (Jan 11, 2004)
- 19: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jan 11, 2004)
- 20: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jan 11, 2004)
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