h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Getting to go on holiday.

I'm always on holiday! *winks* Well, in my imagination, anyway!

Last time I was scuba diving and feeding my kids to sharks!

Nah, not really! I loves 'em to bits, honest! (Just in case the social services are reading this!)

Say! Shouldn't our Greebs be joining us again soon? Can't wait to hear what she's been up to, apart from eating (and you know what) that is!

I would guess that there would have been quite a bit of you know what.

LOL

Lets hope Stoobie lest her log on for a while.

~Greebo struggles valiently towards the computer... as Stooby tries to stop her..~ NOOOOOO... me must say hello... me MUST...

*Hand Greebs a large box of Doughnuts*

Hello, how are you? Have fun.

Yay! Greebo! We missed you! Do you call you Mrs. Stoobie now or are you keeping your kitten name?

She didn't stay long.

Sorry about that... ~grin~... got dragged away... but have no fear... Greebo is here!!!!


Me will be keeping my name... as me would not want to cause confusion... ~grin~... me does so hate to be confused...

Don't we all!!
It is 9am here... so a big Happy Easter to you and Stoobie Greebo
shazz

Happy Easter all

It's reassuring to know you're keeping your kitten name, Greebo. I too hate confusion!

So, are you sharing your stash of doughnuts with Stoobie or does he have to fend for himself and get his own?

Happy Easter bevryoddy! *Gwen ducks as her children start to squabble over which children's channel to watch and toys, chocolate and remote controls start to fly...*

Does anyone know a good sedative that'll knock my two out for the remainder of the holidays?????

You could of course try God's bottle ...

I had enough trouble with my 12 year old daughter's school phoning me at 3.00 p.m. one afternoon a few week's ago and asking if I could collect her as she was drunk!

I was SOOOOOO embarrassed! What on earth do you say to the staff? I could have done with a drink to get over the shock as Mair's ALWAYS been so good!

She'd decanted vodka from mummy's "emergency medicine" in the fridge and taken it to school in an empty cola bottle in collusion with a friend who took booze to school.

Mair's lucky that she only got off with a couple of days in the isolation unit without exclusion, detention, etc. Mind you, I've grounded her for six months and she's without her pocket money until her 13th birthday in July!

The last thing I want to do is encourage her to drink! Until then I'd always alowed Mair to consume a small amount of alcohol on special occasions, but even that's out for six months!!!

You don't happen to know anyone who wants to baby sit a moody pubescent and grumpy, autistic nine year old, do you?

No thanks, I think I'll pass.

To save the babysitting.... why not all party around Gwennies place???

But there is a certain 12 year old in isolation.

~stands a little bit speechless~
Oh dear....
No I don't think I know any babysitters at the moment

*Shrugs resignedly*

Why not? You'll need to take out an isurance policy first to cover you against physical and emotional damage during the visit...