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Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
A modern device used to suck out souls. The device works by extracting a small part of a person's soul and imprinting it on a reel of film. In an attempt to discuise the true purpose of the device, it simultaneously prints a picture of the area the device is pointing at. This deception has worked so effectively that most people do not know there is any other use for a camera than picture taking.
Always avoid having your picture taken if at all possible, the person trying to take the picture may be unaware of the consequences, but there is always a chance that they are in fact attempting to obtain souls to sell for a profit. Always remember, the process of soul extraction works much better if the subject is looking at the device, so always look away if escaping is impossible.
The effectiveness of soul extraction can be seen demonstrated on a device called a television where pictures of people undergoing soul extraction are shown all the time. People on television usually have little or no soul left as television cameras take many pictures every second, making soul extraction a very rapid process. There are a few people on television and film who have managed to retain their souls through the use of very advanced sourcery. These people should be respected and feared.