Fluffy Animals
Created | Updated Jul 22, 2004
Why I hate Fluffy Animals
So very Much
Small fluffy animals and I have a mutual understanding. We hate each other. It is not intentional on my part that they should hate me, I do nothing to anger them. I never hit them or inflict any physical abuse, they start it. Quite often they bite.
Perhaps , you ask, some childhood trauma involving one makes you afraid of them, and the animals sense that and are afraid of what you might be afraid of?
Well, as well as that sentence becoming too complex, it is still wrong.
I simply do not see the purpose of us keeping animals captive in our homes for our own amusement, rather like small slaves. Yes, you can argue that we look after them, so they are not slaves really, but that does not sway me.
Yes you can say to me, "What about cats and dogs? We mostly give them free run and if they do not want to come back they do not have to!" . Well, I'm afraid I haven't thought of an answer to that. Go ask someone else.
"You're a cheat!" , you cry, "You mindlessly hate animals for no reason!" . No no, only small fluffy ones kept captive in doors.
Sadist You mutter to yourself Miserable man, I bet he hates a lot of things Well this may be true, but at least I admit it. Keep your rabbits and fluffy kittens, cute *ickle* puppies and fluffy hamsters. I am quite content without thankyou, and please keep that foaming Bulldog away from me. It looks rabid.
Brendan.
