Things Not To Do, Well At All
Created | Updated Jul 1, 2004
>>>>>10 things in golf that sound dirty and that you should not do!
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
>>>>>Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow? Did you also know that 75% of the people who read this will try to, but don't!
>>>>>If you hate going to weddings, well don't ever do this even though you probably want to... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
>>>>>When you get as old as this man, don't do this when yoru wife calls. ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
>>>>These are only a few things not to do! More to come, and please don't try and lick your elbow even though 75% of you will sadly....
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
>>>>>Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow? Did you also know that 75% of the people who read this will try to, but don't!
>>>>>If you hate going to weddings, well don't ever do this even though you probably want to... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
>>>>>When you get as old as this man, don't do this when yoru wife calls. ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
>>>>These are only a few things not to do! More to come, and please don't try and lick your elbow even though 75% of you will sadly....
