101:September 11th 2001 Commission Hearings Take Five:101

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July 18, 2004

Hello To All Men Not Gods Watchers. Valkyrie Here.

I Awoke This Morning In Time To Watch The Today Show Where I Learned Even More About How The United States Military Had There Hands Tied Bi The Civilian Cock Sure Well Paid And Over Stuffed Fat Cats At The Federal Aviation Administration.

Nine Minutes Is All The Time The U.S.A. Had To Scramble The Jets And Even When That Was Accomplished Under Mush "Surprise" The Air Force Pilots In The Air Over Washington D.C. Watching The Pentegon Burn On September 11th 2001 Still Somehow With Much Gusto Mustered The Energy To Blurt Out Into The Mic With Much Hollywood Gusto That The Russian Bastards Had Hit Us Big Time.

Rather Than Laugh At This Pilot's Cold War Thought Pattern I Would Rather Like To Commend Vice President Dick Cheney For Sticking To His Guns During This Election Season. The September 11th 2001 Commission Hearings Have Found No Connection Between Iraq ana Al Queda With Regard The Truly Successful And Still Terrifying Attacks On The Homeland On That Date. However Everyone Of Us Here At Men Not Gods Is Educated And Informed Enough Even This Very Morning Bi Watching The Today Show On The National Broadcasting Company.

Vice President Dick Cheney Stated Candidly That There Were High Level Meetings Held In Iraq In The Late 1990's So The Connections Do Exist. Yes.

At This Point In My Career I Think I Can Best Serve My Country In The Same Way "Dutch" Reagan Did And That Is Bi Living As A Good Man Everyday. My Name And Title Really Is Valkyrie And I Will Continue To Use This High Technology And My Own Knowledge Expertise And Legitimate International Experience To Lead Bi Example All Those Who Are With Men Not Gods To The Clam Center Of The Maelstrom.

Truly,

Lord Valkyrie

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