Drinks
Created | Updated Jun 15, 2004
The greatest soft drink in all of the known Universe(except at certain gas stations where they make it wrong) is Dr Pepper. Anyone who thinks otherwise can go boil their head. The Dr. Pepper made at the Dublin(Texas) plant is, for some reason, noticeably sweeter than the regular Dr. Pepper.
If you're not a fan of Dr. Pepper or soft drinks in general(you must be mad), the best juice drink with less then 20% juice is Sobe. Its various flavors all come in a glass bottle with a lizard on the front. While some flavors are better then others, they are all exceptionally good.
Tea can be good as well, except for hot rasberry tea. Smells good, but that stuff tastes awful. Its best purpose is sitting in a place where everyone will smell it, in a glass that no sane person would ever drink from
If you ever want a good drink, DO NOT go to Mexico, specifically the northern areas. There's not a drop of Dr. Pepper to be had, and the only other drinks will be those offered to you by strange, toothless men in dirty glasses.
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If you're not a fan of Dr. Pepper or soft drinks in general(you must be mad), the best juice drink with less then 20% juice is Sobe. Its various flavors all come in a glass bottle with a lizard on the front. While some flavors are better then others, they are all exceptionally good.
Tea can be good as well, except for hot rasberry tea. Smells good, but that stuff tastes awful. Its best purpose is sitting in a place where everyone will smell it, in a glass that no sane person would ever drink from
If you ever want a good drink, DO NOT go to Mexico, specifically the northern areas. There's not a drop of Dr. Pepper to be had, and the only other drinks will be those offered to you by strange, toothless men in dirty glasses.
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