BTVS QUOTES - SPIKE
Created | Updated Jun 26, 2004
SEASON 2
(SCHOOL HARD)
"If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock"
(SCHOOL HARD)
"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move"
(SCHOOL HARD - Spike to the Annointed one)
"You know what I find works real good with slayers?.....Killing them!"
(SCHOOL HARD)
"A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure"
(SCHOOL HARD - Spike whilst killing the Annointed One)
"From now on we're gonna have a lot less ritual and a little more fun around here!"
(LIE TO ME - Spike to Ford)
"I've known you for two minutes and already I can't stand you! I dont really feature you living forever!"
(LIE TO ME - When Spike and his gand were shut in the bomb shelter)
"eerrr, Wheres the door knob???"
(INNOCENCE PART 1 - Spike to Angelus)
"Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know?"
(I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - Spike when Angelus shows them their new home)
"Paradise, big windows, lovley gardens, it'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to uh.......Kill Us!"
(BECOMING PART 2)
"We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"
(BECOMING PART 2 - Spike to Buffy)
"Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me! Hey, good for her!...Though not from your perspective, I suppose."
SEASON 3
(LOVERS WALK - To Willow abut Drusilla dumping him)
"She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?"
(LOVERS WALK)
"I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrong-headed about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should of done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again!"
SEASON 4
(THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY)
"What a fantastic day. Birds singin', squirrels makin' lots of rotten little squirrels, the sun beaming down in a nice non-fatal way. It's very exciting. I can't wait to see if I freckle"
(WILD AT HEART - Spike about Buffy behind her back)
"Watch your mouth, little girl. You should know better than to tempt the Fates that way. 'Cause the Big Bad is back, and this time it's... ffaarghhhhh! (He get tasered)
(PANGS - Spike to the gang after having a chip put in his head)
"You know what happens to vampires who dont get to feed?.....Living skeletons mate. Like famine pictures from those dusty countries, only not half as funny!"
(PANGS)
"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore."
(PANGS)
"Oh, leave that one! He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead."
(SOMETHING BLUE)
"Comfy??....I'm chained in a bathtub, drinking blood from a novelty mug!"
(SOMETHING BLUE)
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."
(DOOMED)
"I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One, after all. Come one, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!"
(A NEW MAN - Spike to demon Giles)
"Well. What do I spy with my little eye? A demon. That would be....oh, right...the things I can kill."
(A NEW MAN - Spike to demon Giles)
"And by the way, why are you suddenly Fiaral demon? Did you just come over all demony this morning?"
(A NEW MAN - Spike about Giles car)
"I dunno if I'm driving this thing or wearing it!"
(THIS YEARS GIRL - Spike to Giles and Xander when they asked for help finding Faith)
"Tell you what I'll do then? Head out, Find this girl, Tell her where all of you are and then watch while she kills you!....(looks at there shocked faces)....Can't any of your damn little scooby club at least try to remember that I HATE YOU ALL!"
(SUPERSTAR - Spike to Jonathan and Buffy)
"I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kitten"
(WHERE WILD THINGS ARE - When Xander asks who's up for saving Buffy)
"I am....I know I'm not the first choice for heroics and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once and I don't fancy a single one of you at all but........Actually all that sounds pretty convincing!....(He walks off)....I wonder Asia House is open?"
(THE YOKO FACTOR - Spike to Giles)
"You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé you might want to cast an eye to the front door every now and again"
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(SCHOOL HARD)
"If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock"
(SCHOOL HARD)
"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move"
(SCHOOL HARD - Spike to the Annointed one)
"You know what I find works real good with slayers?.....Killing them!"
(SCHOOL HARD)
"A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure"
(SCHOOL HARD - Spike whilst killing the Annointed One)
"From now on we're gonna have a lot less ritual and a little more fun around here!"
(LIE TO ME - Spike to Ford)
"I've known you for two minutes and already I can't stand you! I dont really feature you living forever!"
(LIE TO ME - When Spike and his gand were shut in the bomb shelter)
"eerrr, Wheres the door knob???"
(INNOCENCE PART 1 - Spike to Angelus)
"Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know?"
(I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - Spike when Angelus shows them their new home)
"Paradise, big windows, lovley gardens, it'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to uh.......Kill Us!"
(BECOMING PART 2)
"We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"
(BECOMING PART 2 - Spike to Buffy)
"Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me! Hey, good for her!...Though not from your perspective, I suppose."
SEASON 3
(LOVERS WALK - To Willow abut Drusilla dumping him)
"She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?"
(LOVERS WALK)
"I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrong-headed about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should of done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again!"
SEASON 4
(THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY)
"What a fantastic day. Birds singin', squirrels makin' lots of rotten little squirrels, the sun beaming down in a nice non-fatal way. It's very exciting. I can't wait to see if I freckle"
(WILD AT HEART - Spike about Buffy behind her back)
"Watch your mouth, little girl. You should know better than to tempt the Fates that way. 'Cause the Big Bad is back, and this time it's... ffaarghhhhh! (He get tasered)
(PANGS - Spike to the gang after having a chip put in his head)
"You know what happens to vampires who dont get to feed?.....Living skeletons mate. Like famine pictures from those dusty countries, only not half as funny!"
(PANGS)
"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore."
(PANGS)
"Oh, leave that one! He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead."
(SOMETHING BLUE)
"Comfy??....I'm chained in a bathtub, drinking blood from a novelty mug!"
(SOMETHING BLUE)
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."
(DOOMED)
"I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One, after all. Come one, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!"
(A NEW MAN - Spike to demon Giles)
"Well. What do I spy with my little eye? A demon. That would be....oh, right...the things I can kill."
(A NEW MAN - Spike to demon Giles)
"And by the way, why are you suddenly Fiaral demon? Did you just come over all demony this morning?"
(A NEW MAN - Spike about Giles car)
"I dunno if I'm driving this thing or wearing it!"
(THIS YEARS GIRL - Spike to Giles and Xander when they asked for help finding Faith)
"Tell you what I'll do then? Head out, Find this girl, Tell her where all of you are and then watch while she kills you!....(looks at there shocked faces)....Can't any of your damn little scooby club at least try to remember that I HATE YOU ALL!"
(SUPERSTAR - Spike to Jonathan and Buffy)
"I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kitten"
(WHERE WILD THINGS ARE - When Xander asks who's up for saving Buffy)
"I am....I know I'm not the first choice for heroics and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once and I don't fancy a single one of you at all but........Actually all that sounds pretty convincing!....(He walks off)....I wonder Asia House is open?"
(THE YOKO FACTOR - Spike to Giles)
"You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé you might want to cast an eye to the front door every now and again"
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