the life cycle of the common sock monster.

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Sock monsters are secretive creatures and so very little is known about them despite their high numbers.

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Colour, The common sock monster has a Purple-Grey colour although black monsters have been reported they are much rarer.
Size, the average sock monster is between seven and ten centimeters long.
Lifespan, 2-3 days
Bio, sock monsters begin life in your dirty laundry basket. they breed in your washing machine. The mother gives birth in the tumble drier and the eggs hatch when they are activated by dirt on your clothes.
Food, sock monsters as their name suggests live mostly on socks and underpants.
Breeding, an average sock monster litter will contain 3-5 babies a mixture of both males and females. these babies will then begin the reproductive process when they enter your washing machine.

What to do if you think you have Sock Monsters breeding?
ensure that you put all socks into the wash already paired, wash clothes regularly, empty the lint filter in your drier regularly. These measures will not rid you completely of the Monsters but it should reduce their numbers.

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