Language
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Language is a form of communication used by 99.9% of the ihabitants of this planet, most forms are verbal, some however claim to be "telepathic" many however have had severe brain damage and/or Risky Neural Surgery and/or other mental problems
Originally, this "language" was quite popular, in fact at one time we have been thought to speak the same language, however we were punished and because of some stupid mistake made by our ancestors several thousand years ago, some of you may not be able to read this now
Now adays it is extremely popular, both in the U.S. and europe to listen to Music (Cross refference this) with Lyrics (also cross refference) in a language that one cannot speak, let alone understand, or at least lyrics that nobody can understand no matter what language it is in, (see also "heavy metal") several examples of these would be The Popular German Band "rammstein" and the latino one hit wonder "ricky martin" see also "cannibal corpse" and "slayer"
Another popular use of language is to make people seem educated, ei, "I am taking classes in Russian" Tranlates to, "I bought one of those books and tapes that teach you fluent russian in five days, it is now sitting in the basement next to my trombone and crocheting needles"
Languages also serve to fill books with nonsense while writers are trying to come up with something better to write about, so they make a long conversation about fish.
Originally, this "language" was quite popular, in fact at one time we have been thought to speak the same language, however we were punished and because of some stupid mistake made by our ancestors several thousand years ago, some of you may not be able to read this now
Now adays it is extremely popular, both in the U.S. and europe to listen to Music (Cross refference this) with Lyrics (also cross refference) in a language that one cannot speak, let alone understand, or at least lyrics that nobody can understand no matter what language it is in, (see also "heavy metal") several examples of these would be The Popular German Band "rammstein" and the latino one hit wonder "ricky martin" see also "cannibal corpse" and "slayer"
Another popular use of language is to make people seem educated, ei, "I am taking classes in Russian" Tranlates to, "I bought one of those books and tapes that teach you fluent russian in five days, it is now sitting in the basement next to my trombone and crocheting needles"
Languages also serve to fill books with nonsense while writers are trying to come up with something better to write about, so they make a long conversation about fish.
