Will or Russell?
Created | Updated Sep 9, 2007
I have just realised that something mind blowingly amazing is happening in the supermarket! I am not talking about singles evenings either. My single chums always say that the supermarket is a great place to spot suitable partners as you can tell a lot about someone depending on what they buy in a supermarket.
What has caught my eye is indeed to do with the opposite sex, however, it has nothing to do with future partners. With us all becoming more concerned regarding where our food has been sourced, many supermarkets now clearly show where the food has been farmed. The issue I now have, is some supermarkets now carry pictures and a small biography of each farmer.
It now takes me a good half an hour to decide which piece of meat to chose. The other day I had the simple task of having to buy some lean pork escalops. Not too difficult you would think! However, I had to chose between Russell or Will. Both looked like cheery types on their photos and both sounded equally as establised as farmers. They were both keen to produce quality pork. I must have examined their photos for a good ten minutes before it became clear that I was causing an obstruction at the meat counter. I finally went for Will. It is true he was the more attractive of the two! How shallow I am, even when buying meat? I was so relieved when I had one choice for the lean skinless chicken breasts. Seamus was the only choice.
I looked yesterday at my local supermarket for the choices of beef....there were seven farmers all wanting my attention. How can I pick one out of seven? I spotted at least three that were very presentable!
Maybe I now have the perfect excuse to get my husband to do the shopping.
"Please do the shopping, our marriage is at stake, I just can not stop thinking about James, Charles and Matt and all that prime rump!"
What has caught my eye is indeed to do with the opposite sex, however, it has nothing to do with future partners. With us all becoming more concerned regarding where our food has been sourced, many supermarkets now clearly show where the food has been farmed. The issue I now have, is some supermarkets now carry pictures and a small biography of each farmer.
It now takes me a good half an hour to decide which piece of meat to chose. The other day I had the simple task of having to buy some lean pork escalops. Not too difficult you would think! However, I had to chose between Russell or Will. Both looked like cheery types on their photos and both sounded equally as establised as farmers. They were both keen to produce quality pork. I must have examined their photos for a good ten minutes before it became clear that I was causing an obstruction at the meat counter. I finally went for Will. It is true he was the more attractive of the two! How shallow I am, even when buying meat? I was so relieved when I had one choice for the lean skinless chicken breasts. Seamus was the only choice.
I looked yesterday at my local supermarket for the choices of beef....there were seven farmers all wanting my attention. How can I pick one out of seven? I spotted at least three that were very presentable!
Maybe I now have the perfect excuse to get my husband to do the shopping.
"Please do the shopping, our marriage is at stake, I just can not stop thinking about James, Charles and Matt and all that prime rump!"
