h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lets start at the top - do you want to be married as Mercenary Girl or as Vicky? Then at least I can put you on the page as being in the planning stage.

Vicky's probably better since my username changes sometimes.....

OK What sort of service - quiet ceremony, or big lavish affair with half of h2g2 invited and the other half already on the way to the reception?

umm, dunno I'll let vicky decide, I know of pleanty of people who may want to come...

Stag and Hen Nights are your responisbility... I'm sure you can find any number of h2g2 pubs and clubs about, and there's always one or two Guilds who are more than happy to help with this sort of thing... ahem...

*looks in the general direction of Assassins, remembering Anthea and Khamsin's wedding*

You should also get hold of a Best Man. Any other people are optional... Anthea got her sort-of Dad (long story) to give her away, and I ended up being Usher, Photographer and Secretary as well... but all we really need for the smallest thing is a Best Man

Hmmm you need a best man! Who are you going to choose??

theres someone missing........... hmmmmmm who could it be.... TB! I knew there was someone! Tch...

eek, I don't know who to ask... I could ask Charlie or Jack

well........ if you ask Charlie he'll tell you your silly and probably refuse but if you ask Jack he'll make a speech about how great he is..... oh and by the way the weddings nice

so I guess you could flip a coin?

I could ask Charlie first and when he refuses ask Jack

but what if he then does not refuse?

... I dont know

Tricky eh? Oh well maybe it would cheer him up anyway, the idea of being a best man at our wedding

that's true... I shall ask him. There, that's my decision which I have made, it is mine and I own it and what it is

good for you!

There aren't any brontosauruses involved, are there?

I dont think so! TB? will there be dinosaurs?

no, Joe is getting confused with my first theory of Brontosauruses, which is as follows, (ahem) *clears throat*

All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, I own it and what it is, too.

[Disclaimer]
Yes, before any fenikety paleontologists, paleozoologists or geologists complain, I know the plural of Brontosaurus is Brontosaurs and yes I also know that they should now, correctly, be referred to as Apatosaurus and Apatosaurs

What about people complaining about your spelling of the word "fenikety"?

and you can get knotted aswell