Non-filter cigarettes

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You cannot kill anyone using non filter cigarettes, unless you are able to find a very imaginative alternative use for them. Afterall they are made from a very little amount of tobacco (preferably Virginia, but other sorts do occur in strange and exotic countries like Turkey and Russia) rolled up in a very thin piece of paper. Nevertheless health-authoraties of many countries regard them as a lethal weapon, and are therefore fighting a fierce battle to ban them (along with filter-cigarrettes, cigars, pipes and joints - joints with some succes).

Non-filter cigarettes are cigarettes without filters. The most common use for non filter cigarettes is to smoke them. This is easily done by putting one end of the cigarette in the mouth (this is one of the really great things about non-filter cigarettes - It absoloutely doesn't matter which end is in your mouth until you have lit it), and then lighting the other end whith a flame or a very hot object. Then all you have to do is suck - and Wooops! You're smoking! Whether or not to inhale is a completely different matter. Many first-time-non-filter-cigarette-smokers will experience substantial coughing when trying to inhale. And actually it is not important (unless you want to get the full feel of the nicotine, of course).

Alternately non-filter cigarettes are perfect for bad-smell protection. Take one none filter cigaret. Crack it in halfs. Put one half (UNLIT!!!) in each nastral, and you can go waltzing trough a manour-pile without ever notizing there's something rotten...

Non filter cigarettes are the only original. They were developed a great many years ago in Spain (around 1598 actually). Christopher Columbus returned from America bringing tobacco-leaves. The initial use for these leaves were to dry them and smoke them in a pipe. However there weren't all that many pipes around in those days (noone but Columbus and the native americans had one!), so in order to sell more tobacco, the dealers developed cigars - dried tobacco leaves rolled up in dried tobacco leaves. The cigar was really a breakthrough. It was discovered that tobacco was addictive and therefore the cigars were very expensive (the tobacco-industri has always had a way of doing things that way).

Poor spanish people with big noses invented the somewhat cheaper cigarrette, wandering about and picking up rich sons-of-bitches cigar-butts. They quikly discovered, that lighting such a butt could lead to a considerable amount of pain, when the flame hit their noses. They therefore rolled up the tobacco from the thick cigar-butts into a piece of paper, and made a somewhat thinner, but much longer cigaret. - And this happens to be the truth, you "#€%& editor!!!

None filter cigarettes are highly toxic, and will kill you in the end (but only if you smoke them). It is a commonly accepted fact, that smoking non filter cigarettes will take ten years of your life-length. But hell... It's the last ten!

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Smoking. Cigars. Filter cigarettes. Joints. Pipes.

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