Bucks County Dogs
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Sunny, the Sultan of Cellulite
This dog is a 'miniature' dachsund. Miniature, however, is an understatement. In fact, it's a lie. Many people have seen Sunny, but have written him off as a harbor seal. To call Sunny a harbor seal is innaccurate. Sure, they both look the same, and they both bark, but there is one major difference: Sunny moves under his own power about as often as a football. To be honest, Sunny is also too big to be a football...
The Ravinous Pugblatter Beast of Plumsteadville
If you haven't guessed, this dog is a pug (Not a peg, not a pog, but maybe a pig...) This thing is so simple, it just plain thinks it can't see you! OK, it's not that bad, really. What makes it really bad is that it lives in a house with another famous pug. The other one is known as The Ravinous Bugeating Beast of Plumsteadville, after its favorite food. It absolutely adores the taste of bugs!
-Your Cosmic Contributor, CReimer86 8-)