Confoozled
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
This is a portmanteau word derived from confused and bamboozled. It means roughly the same as these two words but somehow manages to create a better effect than either, especially when said in a voice one may use to imitate a five-year-old. This technique is used frequently by certain teenagers living in and around the small town of Alyth in Scotland due to said teenagers tending to get very confoozled very often. This may be due to living in and around a small town in Scotland where people use silly made up words like confoozled. Or alternatively; perhaps it is a phenomenon common to all human beings and is due to living on the planet Earth among other human beings.