Cheesy Chat Up Lines
Created | Updated May 11, 2004
Do you believe inlove at first sight, or do I have to walk past again?
I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you tired from running around my mind all day?
If your right leg is Easter, and your left Christmas, can we meet between the holidays?
Is your dad a farmer, because how did you grow such large melons?
I love maths so much, lets add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
The more I drink, the prettier you look.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
I like your dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Is your dad a mechanic, because how did you get such a fine tuned body?
Shall we shag now, or shag later?
I can pay you alot of money, eh...eh?
I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you tired from running around my mind all day?
If your right leg is Easter, and your left Christmas, can we meet between the holidays?
Is your dad a farmer, because how did you grow such large melons?
I love maths so much, lets add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
The more I drink, the prettier you look.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
I like your dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Is your dad a mechanic, because how did you get such a fine tuned body?
Shall we shag now, or shag later?
I can pay you alot of money, eh...eh?
