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Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Started conversation Jul 12, 2005
I wanna be a were-Thingite!
I wanna have a lightspork (it's kinda like a lightsaber, only it has a blade that looks like a giant spork).
My Werebeastie
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 13, 2005
I'm afraid a thingite is a club, and thus I cannot name you were-thingite unless the thingites have already accepted you. In which case I can make you something which will turn into a thingite and stop being a thingite. But it'll be more of a He-man style transition.
You must hold you light-spork aloft (at the time it will look like a nnormal plastic shop-spork) and cry out 'By the Power of Spoon-Fork!' then will your spork glow and transform into a titanium hilt with a glowing pink light-prongs. You will get accordingly muscular and armour with the thingite days of the week will apear all over you.
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