A Conversation for Werebeasties
My Werebeastie
dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. Started conversation Jun 29, 2005
To get or become a werebeastie, just type what beastie you want...aaaaand........ Now!
I wanna be a were
I wanna have
My Werebeastie
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jun 29, 2005
*blinks*
You want to be a weredoctor?
My Werebeastie
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 1, 2005
hmmmm. Well a doctor is a human, defined by their skills. This machine only changes shapes.... 
Experimentation time....
Shape first.
*straps Dragonqueen into the beastifier machine*
Don't worry. Won't hurt a bit!
*Opens a nearbye drawer and pulls out a lock of hair, poking it in the drawer in the machine*
*pulls lever*
POOF!
You are now a werehuman... as for the doctor side.
Give me a minute.
*disapears for an hour leaving dragonqueen strapped to a chair*
*reappears with a bag over her shoulder with 'Hollyhanks Hospital' written on it*
Sorry about that. Security guards gave me a bit of trouble. I'll just set up the thought transference device.
*wheels Dragonqueen over to a new machine and leaves her in one alcove, popping the hospital back in another one next to it*
Okay, first time I've used this one. I sent off for it after collecting twelve coupons from Cat Crunchy's Cereal.
*pulls lever*
POOF! 
Oookay. Yeah. I think that did it.
Do you now have an in depth knowledge of the human digestive system and an urge to wear sandals?
My Werebeastie
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 1, 2005
that's hospital BAG not hospital back.
My Werebeastie
uurgh...
*
(now in human shape wearing white coat, sandals and golf bag) looks confused around*
Hmm, your brain definitely needs to be scanned, there might be a blod cloth in your basilar artery
* notices 
that astonished glares at her*
Come kitty, let´s see if there´s any 
for you
My Werebeastie
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 1, 2005
*understands and grins*
*kicks wriggling hospital bag down a chute*
*points at chute* I don't know where it goes, but it must be somewhere good coz they never come back.
I'll go and update the dropdown list for you.
My Werebeastie
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 1, 2005
there. Thou art in the list.
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- 1: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Jun 29, 2005)
- 2: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jun 29, 2005)
- 3: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Jun 30, 2005)
- 4: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 1, 2005)
- 5: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 1, 2005)
- 6: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Jul 1, 2005)
- 7: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 1, 2005)
- 8: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Jul 1, 2005)
- 9: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 1, 2005)
- 10: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Jul 1, 2005)
- 11: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 1, 2005)
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