h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To get or become a werebeastie, just type what beastie you want...aaaaand........ Now!
I wanna be a weredolphin
I wanna have a werealien

Hello Fantasy, welcome to hootoo

You want to be a weredolphin, eh?
*hands Fantasy a jug of saltwater*
Always useful for a saltwater creature in a pinch, drying out is terrifically bad for the skin.

*straps fantasy down to the beastifier and wanders off to find the dna sample*

I'm going to assume bottlenose.... aha!

*returns with a thin piece of skin which she pokes into the machine's drawer*

This won't hurt a bit.... it'll hurt a lot
*pulls lever*
POOF!

You are now a weredolphin.

You have a full dolphin form, a half dolphin form (something like a mermaid) and retain your current form.

I shall add you to the roster.