Style Guru
Created | Updated Aug 14, 2007
Do I need a butler sink?
I think not.
I will not bow to a guru
who tells me
to paint my walls wheat,
my halls neat white.
Clean lines throughout?
I doubt
the style guys
would love my curtain ties,
red walls, blue rugs,
secondhand stuff.
An offhand
remark
about throws from a
high priestess who knows how
might make me
rue a brass knob or two
but if folk don’t visit
here
for fear of upsetting
their stylized eyes,
do I care?
Pink fluffy pedestal mat,
china cats,
tie backs, mis-matched
place mats
rock
and one stop furniture shop
catalogues be banned in this house!
I think not.
I will not bow to a guru
who tells me
to paint my walls wheat,
my halls neat white.
Clean lines throughout?
I doubt
the style guys
would love my curtain ties,
red walls, blue rugs,
secondhand stuff.
An offhand
remark
about throws from a
high priestess who knows how
might make me
rue a brass knob or two
but if folk don’t visit
here
for fear of upsetting
their stylized eyes,
do I care?
Pink fluffy pedestal mat,
china cats,
tie backs, mis-matched
place mats
rock
and one stop furniture shop
catalogues be banned in this house!
