ANTI GRAVITY
Created | Updated Apr 20, 2004
the secret of A/G is dependant on two common principles.
1: toast will always land jam side down
2: cats always land on their feet.
RIGHT! first of all you need the following,
ONE cat any colour or gender as long as it is reasonably placid,
ONE piece of well jammed and buttered toast
and one long piece of string or duct tape.
First, place your cat on the floor, next attatch the toast jam side up to the cats back using the duct tape/string.
now go to the window (this works best from the first or second storey)
and throw your cat/toast combination out.
the combi will fall until it reaches approximately 3 feet from the ground, at which point the cat/toast combi will begin to rotate and maintain the height above ground due to the opposing forces in operation.
thus we have a ready source of anti-gravity utilising environmentally friendly materials.
PLEASE NOTE!
THIS RESEARCHER DOES NOT CONDONE CRUELTY TOWARDS ANY FORMS OF LIFE EXCEPT GEESE!NO SLICES OF TOAST WERE HARMED IN THE EXPERIMENTS CARRIED OUT INTO THIS PHENOMENON.
