h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One doughnut too many, and before you know he's in the boss' office?

B

Getting rid of all the sugar, steroids and animal fat in the average well-padded Western diet is a mere klax. Well it would be, if there weren't so many bigbuck and mega-$$$ fortunes at stake.

And another thing (www.reuters.com) the WHO reckons 5.4 million folks die each year from smoking related illness. Hope Jimster doesn't puff the dreaded weed!

**misses the days when he could turn the word 'puff' into a cheap joke about Ashley**

B

I like to use the quaint old fashioned words. Take 'folks'. Just use 'em like homely George W on the family speedboat down there at dad's private harbour.

Ah, yes B, those were the days. I remember meeting Ashley, briefly. I remember him being very well turned out. I also remember shots of tequila, and Nyssabird.

'Folks'- such a quaint word. Much like the word 'quaint', too...

I _never_ remember shots of tequila.

B

I remember this single shot.