Surviving On-line Chats!

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The first thing you should be sure to do if you are first learning to chat is make friends quickly. Or just bring some along. If you can't do this, then you are pretty much screwed beyond belief.

The second thing to remember is never pick fights. I speak from experience here because I do it all the time. People will send you off to the land of ignore and will never hear any of the stuff you said that you may or may not find "funny". If you do, however, decide to pick a fight, make sure to tell the person when they are dead or they will just keep fighting even though they are without any arms or legs(Or have been decapitated) Besides, they take half an hour and no one ever eally wins people just give up because it takes to long.

When chatting, and this is vitally important, keep up with the conversation. People who continue to ask what, huh, who usually get one way tickets to the above mentioned "Land". This place is not fun for it is infested with little brown furry things from Alpha Centauri, tthough no one really understands how they got there because you can't take anything with you and you usually end up starving or eating empty banana peels which hang from trees.

The Land of ignore is quite vicious so try to avoid ending up there.

Fourth, have some bloody fun. It's a big world, so meet people, or shoot 'em up, who cares..

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