Chess is a game with a long and venerable history, featuring mysterious origins, star players, and complex computers. It is quite well known that chess tends to be a long game, with players often devoting a lot of thought to the game before moving a single piece. It is also a game that can be played by mail, making some games last for years in extreme circumstances.

There are, however, a few ways that a game can be completed very quickly. Be warned though, any player worth their salt will not fall for any of these strategies, and will most likely make you suffer for even trying. Equally, the analysis given to the moves here described is merely rudimentary - an experienced player would, not doubt, be able to examine the moves in greater detail, and probably do you a great deal of damage as well. Therefore, such moves could only be deployed against someone who doesn't know the game that well, or is ignorant of the intricacies involved. They also require your opponent to make some very silly moves, becoming increasingly more silly as we progress through this entry.

Four Move Checkmate

Possibly the best known quick ending to a game of chess is the four move checkmate¹. Any player worth beating will already know the sequence of moves off by heart, and though the first move is fairly commonplace, they could well cast a baleful look at you as soon as you move the second piece. Once you move the third piece they will most likely begin to throw everything at you, forcing a quick retreat. These are the moves you want to make:

1. Move the pawn in front of your king forward (it doesn't matter whether you move it one or two squares)²
2. Move the king's bishop diagonally three squares, so that it is looking along a diagonal toward the pawn in front of your opponent's king's bishop
3. Move your queen diagonally two squares, so that it comes to rest in front of the king's bishop's pawn
4. Move your queen vertically up the line to take the pawn in front of your opponent's king's bishop

Though the middle two moves could be swapped around, if you so desire. The formal notation for these moves, assuming white is performing the mate, looks like this:

1. e3(or e4) [...]
2. Bc4 [...]
3. Qf3 [...]
4. Qxf7++

Your queen now has your opponent's king in check, which the king could get out of by taking your queen, except that your queen is being protected by your king's bishop, and so we have checkmate.

The problem with the four move checkmate is that if your opponent works out what you are doing, then they can easily stop you. They could move their king's bishop's pawn, to stop you moving to your desired square. Moving their king's knight in front of the king's bishop's pawn would have the same effect. Equally moving the king's pawn forward one square would prevent your bishop from protecting your queen, and so make the whole thing pointless.

Three Move Checkmate

This quick checkmate is probably best performed by white, though black should be able to manage it also. Unlike the four move checkmate, which just requires your opponent to not obstruct you, for this checkmate you need your opponent to make a few moves in order to open up the king. It works like this³:

1. Move the pawn in front of your king forward (just like you did for the four-move).
• Following this move, you want your opponent to move the king's bishop's pawn forward one square
2. Move your queen diagonally three squares, so that it rests on the rank of your king's knight
• Now you want your opponent to move their king's rook's pawn forward. It doesn't really matter how far they move it, just so long as they do
3. Now move your queen up the rank two squares, so that it comes to rest in front of your opponent's king's knight's pawn

Again, the formal notation with white winning is:

1. e3(or e4) f6
2. Qg4 h6(or h5)
3. Qg6++

And that is checkmate. The king cannot move, there is no piece that can be put between the king and your queen, and, despite your queen being completely unprotected, no piece can attack her either. One interesting feature is that the first move you want your opponent to make is also one of the moves that could be made to prevent the four move checkmate.

Two Move Checkmate

Though the previous two checkmates can be performed by either white or black, the two move checkmate⁴ can only by implemented by black. This is because you need your opponent to make two moves, and so white would have to include an extraneous move⁵, making this an alternative three move checkmate for white. The moves are as follows:

• Before your first move, you want your opponent to move their king's bishop's pawn forward one square
1. Move your king's pawn forward (in the same way that you did for the three- and four-move)
• Now your opponent would have to move their king's knight's pawn forward two squares
2. Move your queen diagonally to the edge of the board

Formal notation is given with a win for black this time, but remember that the first move on each line is white's move:

1. f3 e6(or e5)
2. g4 Qh4++

Your queen is now attacking the king, and there's no way out. The main problem with this mate is that your opponent would have to be completely ignorant of the tactics of the game for this to work. So ignorant that is unlikely ever to happen in a real game, but it is technically possible.

But is it Right?

As has already been said, no experienced player of the game will fall for any of these mates. Which, therefore, means that only novices are likely to be duped in this way. And none of these mates are particularly sportsmanlike, and so performing them against a 'green' player would be quite cruel. So chose your sucker well, and always wear a warm smile when declaring, "Checkmate!"