vampire rights

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It has come to the attention of Draculaslawyer recently that vampires are being discrimanated against. This hit him the other day When talking to a friend at 10pm. He told Dracuaslawyer how when you see a vampire in a movie or read a novel about one the first thing that a character does upon meeting one is look for a stake or clove of garlic to fight agianst the monster. Monster just where do we get the description from. The most common is the description of Count Dracula by Bram Stoker. Even the real prince himself was a monster. Now here are some quotes from Dracula himslef from the book Draculas memiores in which he tells Stokers tale from his own view.
"My friend Harker was quite upset understandably after what the three women did to him. It's obvious he wasn't quite well and the so called child he heard in the sack wich I brought for my wives was nothing more than a small pig wich when muffled sounds alot like a child's whimper." He then goes on to say about an episode outside the window of Harker's room where a Gypsie says "Monster give me my child." What was really siad was "Master bring me my child" Which if you remember Draculas servants were Gypsies so it is perfectly reasonable that the woman could of lost her child.
The point is that even vampires have rights. The Bill Of Rights says that all men are created free and equal, if this is the case then why what does that mean for vampires what does it mean by men obviously it means all man kind for other wise women and children would not apply towards the Constitution. now we still come to a problem and that is are vampires people. This is a very interesting question where vampires were at one time living people they are now stuck ina a bind where they are not alive but not dead either. Us it not enough that they are cursed to walk the daknes in a never ending afterlife. If you ask them you might find that they wish for death a perfect exaple Anne Rices Interview With A Vampire Luis wants to end his tormented afterlife but is still driven by the human desire to live. It is the proffesional opinion of this researcher that Vampires are covered as people by the Constitution.

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