h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was a jounal of yours, I'm certain. An exclisive conversation between you and MadMunk. Can't remember what attracted me to it.

Hmm... I use a bit of everything on the hair, and highlights for the gray (I have tons of gray- runs in the family)

Oook! Maybe now another we go to forum ?

I mean maybe now we go to another forum?

I've got loads to visit right now.
Fair enough.

Hehe, I'm quite a bit over 29 (understatements are my specialty ), and I agree with you, Courtesy. If someone judges you by your age, they're not the person you wanna hang out with.

And the following is also true: When you're having fun doing what you do with the people you're doing it with, and they enjoy it as well, age should be of no importance whatsoever.

I liked talking to Lisa and some of her friends before I knew their age, and that's not going to change now I just found out I'm over three times their age. Okay, then maybe I'm old enough to be their father... so what? They're still people, and in my opinion they're nice on top of that.

Hi Gwennie!

You told Mike: "Did you realise you've had your virtual hands inside a 42 year old mum whose daughter is near to your age?"

Hehehe, that's what can happen in an environment where nobody can be sure about who they're dealing with. Were YOU aware at that time, you were allowing a 14 year old to investigate so deep into your personal life? I think it's fun!

But don't say you're old, ok? I'm only slightly younger.
And I like your so-called "awful attempt at humour". It's the kind of thing I could have said myself.

Here Here ..... Well put GU.

I can only think of 5 or six people on H2G2 that I know their ages. As long as the person is intelligent I could care less if they are 8 or 80.

Courtesy

I'm middle-aged and not very intelligent (gosh that was a long word), but will you still talk to me if I wear a flack jacket?

Oh, go on - please!

You had me lau- hrm.. chu- hmm.. giggling for a minute there, Gweenie

Ah wait, now it's suddenly no longer an age thing

Gwen, as long as your heart is in the right place, I wouldn't care if you had mandibles and fangs. And clothing is so superficial...

Hold on.. where IS the right place for a heart?

I'm not quite sure where mine is any longer as Mike A. didn't put it in it's usual place. There seems to be this pulsating feeling in my stomach (or is that just a bad case of middle-aged wind?).

OR the pulsating feeling in your stomach COULD BE your stomach.

Everyone gets wind. (Don't they?)

Not like mine they don't ..... my poor hubby reckons it should be bottled and sent to NATO to use as a secret weapon!

Woo-hoo! Texas Chainsaw Massacre time! Let's slice up everyone who's confused about their organs and see if they're where they should be.

Or maybe not.

A quick punch through Gwennie's stomach with a knitting needle reveals a very peirced heart. Ooops.

*reaches in*
*squelch squelch*
*staples hole in heart*
*staple staple ow*

Well Gwennie's body is all fine but I'm not cos I've just stapled my hand to my face.
*owski-bowski*

Yuck... this is becoming rather awful. I hope you won't try your surgery on me, Mike!

Oh, I think he's adequately qualified - why just look at me! (Gwennie's major organs are now on the outside of her body....)

He's qualified alright... as a butcher, not a surgeon

*slips on one's own blood with a whirling chainsaw*

*aaaagh!*
Owski-bowskiiiiii!

Who's seen that episode of Bottom where Richie goes "let's see how much mischeif you can get up to without any legs" and slices off Eddie's legs at the knee with a chainsaw!
Then Eddie sews them back on the wrong way round so Richie has to slice them off again.

Now, where's the chainsaw gone? Over the hills and far away!
Oh no it hasn't, it's stuck between (in?) my legs.

*bang*

And my gun's misfired...

Owwwwwsssskkiiiiiii.........

Ewww! Worra mess! Now that is going to require major surgery!

Is there a doctor in the house???