stupid things
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
I am going to make a collection of stupid things on this pag because I am bored. :-). If you have any ideas please add them to the Conversation bit at the bottom and I will include them. Thanks
Lets start at the begining.
I think that the most stupid thing is probably mud because I can not see any use in it appart from getting people dirty. You can't grow things in it because it's too runny and you can't stand on it because you sink.
Stupid thing number 2 would be carrots because I am still trying to find use for them too. I have gone through riggorous (How do you spell riggorous or is that right) testing in finding a use for carrots but it has so far been unconclusive. Some examples of these tests are the hammering which failed misserably. One Carrot was placed on One brick and One 2kg hammer was brought down on the carrot experssing a force of 30 newton on it. This resulted in an unusual looking thing that had a funny hole in it. Another test was eating it and that also failed.:-(
The next stupid thing that comes to mind are gerbils (I don't mean any offence to any gerbil breaders. I am very understanding of the fact that err.. breeding gerbils can be very fulfilling and enjoyable. umm yeah..) I have 2 ( not belonging to me) sitting just next to me just now and all they are doing is, umm.. digging into the plastic of their cage wall. I have no idea about the symbolic nature of this but it is pissing the hell out of me.
Another stupid thing is Cockney Rhyming Slang. Again I don't want to offend any Cockneys but I think that even they would admit that it is a stupid thing to do. If you want more information on it go to the entry on Cockney Rhyming Slang. It is very good and consice. But back to stupid things. Cockney rhyming slang is VERY stupid, although one must admit that it is quite ammusing.
this is the list so far so can someone please add to it
Lets start at the begining.
I think that the most stupid thing is probably mud because I can not see any use in it appart from getting people dirty. You can't grow things in it because it's too runny and you can't stand on it because you sink.
Stupid thing number 2 would be carrots because I am still trying to find use for them too. I have gone through riggorous (How do you spell riggorous or is that right) testing in finding a use for carrots but it has so far been unconclusive. Some examples of these tests are the hammering which failed misserably. One Carrot was placed on One brick and One 2kg hammer was brought down on the carrot experssing a force of 30 newton on it. This resulted in an unusual looking thing that had a funny hole in it. Another test was eating it and that also failed.:-(
The next stupid thing that comes to mind are gerbils (I don't mean any offence to any gerbil breaders. I am very understanding of the fact that err.. breeding gerbils can be very fulfilling and enjoyable. umm yeah..) I have 2 ( not belonging to me) sitting just next to me just now and all they are doing is, umm.. digging into the plastic of their cage wall. I have no idea about the symbolic nature of this but it is pissing the hell out of me.
Another stupid thing is Cockney Rhyming Slang. Again I don't want to offend any Cockneys but I think that even they would admit that it is a stupid thing to do. If you want more information on it go to the entry on Cockney Rhyming Slang. It is very good and consice. But back to stupid things. Cockney rhyming slang is VERY stupid, although one must admit that it is quite ammusing.
this is the list so far so can someone please add to it
