An American Nightmare
Created | Updated Jun 13, 2007
An American Nightmare
Once upon a time, on a very hot day, there was a boat traveling very slowly through water. The waves were very rough and terrifying, as they smashed into the boat. Harder and harder they hit, until it toppled the boat throwing the massive crew of fifty overboard into the shark infested water. One man swam and swam until he came to land. He slept on the beach that night.
The next morning he awoke suddenly to the sound of talking and gasping. He opened one eye, and wished he hadn’t. He saw none other than George W. Bush looking over him, with a worried look on his face. Instantly he jumped up throwing his fist at the American president, knocking him over. He ran at a frightening speed towards the water. The American president ran towards him gaining on him swiftly. The man threw himself into the shark infested water. The American president didn’t follow stating the man had won. The man died via being eaten alive.
The American president later stated that he thought the man won the Olympics, by winning the boxing, 100 meters and freestyle swimming. As we know he was wrong.
The man was actually on a tour boat in New York when it capsized. When he was washed up in New York the man knew exactly were he was and knew the president when he saw him. He was also perfectly sane throughout.
