Beer Excess and Fayette County
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
One of the big lessons in life were learned last weekend again. It does involve hops and the derived brew. My friends, every single one from Fayette Co., TX, the US' most beer consuming county, were having a party. Two kegs of brew, one old one new were provided to keep the group happy.
Lesson 1:
One day old brew should not be drunk. Not
only has it a quite aweful taste,
but it has also the tendency to be quite
sickening.
Lesson 2:
Never try to keep up drinking with people that
are from Fayette County. It
is futile and will definetely not end good.
Lesson 3:
If Lesson 1&2 are ignored the following will
happen and quite frankly it
is in your best interest not to ignore them:
- you will get sick to the bottom of your
stomach and the pain will last
for at least a few days.
-you will feel miserable for those days. Always
on the verge of vomitting
your beloved guts out.
-you will not only feel a major pain in your
stomach, but also your heart
might cease working regularly. Through
personal experience I can say that
beer excess can lead to irregular heart beat
patterns, that can become at
least quite annoying, since the body is not
supplied with the right amount
of blood. Tall people and people with low blood
pressure are especially cautioned.
Lesson 1:
One day old brew should not be drunk. Not
only has it a quite aweful taste,
but it has also the tendency to be quite
sickening.
Lesson 2:
Never try to keep up drinking with people that
are from Fayette County. It
is futile and will definetely not end good.
Lesson 3:
If Lesson 1&2 are ignored the following will
happen and quite frankly it
is in your best interest not to ignore them:
- you will get sick to the bottom of your
stomach and the pain will last
for at least a few days.
-you will feel miserable for those days. Always
on the verge of vomitting
your beloved guts out.
-you will not only feel a major pain in your
stomach, but also your heart
might cease working regularly. Through
personal experience I can say that
beer excess can lead to irregular heart beat
patterns, that can become at
least quite annoying, since the body is not
supplied with the right amount
of blood. Tall people and people with low blood
pressure are especially cautioned.
