h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I have gold dust!!!

Do you?
where did you find that?

Mortar, pestle, gold...

so you like playing with
expensive stuff then?

Yes indeedy. Playing with, destroying... yeah. It gives me a feeling of accomplishment.

OOOOooooo that sound good fun.
What shall we destroy

Cal's leather couch? And loveseat?

And the Lennox he has sitting over there on the table?

shall we?

we could tell cal that changing rooms have
come to do a makeover on his office

Yes!!

*grabs, hammer, , and *

I hope that has sharp
claws to destroy that couch?

*gets out pencil sharpener and snaches*

Yes. And mange so she sheds all over the floor...


*picks up Lennox bowls and throws against the wall*

*lets go of and points her to the
couch*

That cat of yours realy loves leather?
Look at her go!!

Yup... she's a good kitty...

Doesn't looks cute getting her
claws into the couch?
Just look at all that stuffing
flying out.
*ducks as springs begin to fly*

Heehee. I trained her on real live cows!

I have always wanted to throw a
TV out the window!!

*picks up TV and throw it out the window*

Oopps I didn't open the window

Smashed the window AND the TV... wow! You're good at this!

why don't we just set his office on fire.

Then we can toast marshmallow on it

If the fire spreads, we'll be held responsible and I don't do well with responsibility.

You can, but I CANNOT CONDONE THIS ACTION. *looks at ceiling in case there is a closed-circuit camera*

we could blame it on the fire bugs!!