h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok gb

GB can also mean plenty of other things... like GoBust!

I hate god he threatened my best friend!

You have a best friend?

Yes her name is demon ted won.

Which god was this?

hi gb hows you

That has nothing to do with anything
*sulks* nobody ever asks me how i am *sulks*

hi how are you

Hello Excelsior

Wouldn't you like to go to
the tearoom? It would give
you another thread to post to..

see you there for

Yes!

Hi Excelsior! Welcome to this place of outsanity, madness, and other sorts of grifty stuff!

So where are you from?

Why do you want to know how i am??....Get away from me stalker.
*minions rush in and arrest execlsior*
Minions:"you have the right to a quick and painless death. You have the right to donate your organs. You have the right to take someone down with you. You have the right to chose your mode of death from the following:
Lethal injection
Electric chair
tar and feathering
drawing hanging and quartering
..."

I'm sorry, but the MotMV does not condone capital punishment.

However, murder is acceptable.

*thinks about murdering GB*

Except for high-ranking officials.

And me, of course.

I don't think we condone murder - I mean, we're all left-wing softies aren't we?

No, I'm a leftie girlie-man.