The unending, inane adventures of Thunderguts the Super Hero (part 2.)
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
HELL HATH NO MERCY!
(curtains are raised)
(We see before us a quiet cocktail bar on the Tropical Island Singwi Thakara Oke. Suddenly some kind of an underground digging machine comes out of the ground, flinging the customers in all directions. A hatch on the Machine opens and THUNDERGUTS comes jumping out)
THUNDERGUTS
Dear Lord Bum-Boy!
BUM-BOY
Well it's not really necassary, actually you are the Lord!
THUNDERGUTS
Whatever are you on about you daft sod!?
BUM-BOY
Well, that REALLY wasn't necassary Sir!
(Thunderguts raises his hand to strike him, but he cowers away)
THUNDERGUTS
That's enough you meaningless ant! What does the read-out say?
BUM-BOY
Well, I can't quite understand it, we should be at the Earths Core in Dr. Grübelsaftens laboratory? But we seem to be in a tropical paradise of some sort.
THUNDERGUTS
Tropical paradise you say? Any Birds?
BUM-BOY
Well, the fauna is excellent to say the least, even the dapple...
THUNDERGUTS
Time to wet the old one eyed sponge!!
BUM-BOY
pardon Sir?
(Thunderguts, for no appearant reason hits Bum-Boy)
BUM-BOY (cont.)
OOOWWW, why on earth did you do that Sir?
THUNDERGUTS
Cuz, I'm Rich and you aint. Let's get some saucy chicks and get pished!
BUM-BOY
If you insist.
THUNDERGUTS
There you go again.
(Thunderguts takes out a very suspicios looking melon and smashes BUM-BOY into oblivion with it. With a maniacal cackle he then runs off stage.)
(curtains fall)
(curtains are raised)
(We see before us a quiet cocktail bar on the Tropical Island Singwi Thakara Oke. Suddenly some kind of an underground digging machine comes out of the ground, flinging the customers in all directions. A hatch on the Machine opens and THUNDERGUTS comes jumping out)
THUNDERGUTS
Dear Lord Bum-Boy!
BUM-BOY
Well it's not really necassary, actually you are the Lord!
THUNDERGUTS
Whatever are you on about you daft sod!?
BUM-BOY
Well, that REALLY wasn't necassary Sir!
(Thunderguts raises his hand to strike him, but he cowers away)
THUNDERGUTS
That's enough you meaningless ant! What does the read-out say?
BUM-BOY
Well, I can't quite understand it, we should be at the Earths Core in Dr. Grübelsaftens laboratory? But we seem to be in a tropical paradise of some sort.
THUNDERGUTS
Tropical paradise you say? Any Birds?
BUM-BOY
Well, the fauna is excellent to say the least, even the dapple...
THUNDERGUTS
Time to wet the old one eyed sponge!!
BUM-BOY
pardon Sir?
(Thunderguts, for no appearant reason hits Bum-Boy)
BUM-BOY (cont.)
OOOWWW, why on earth did you do that Sir?
THUNDERGUTS
Cuz, I'm Rich and you aint. Let's get some saucy chicks and get pished!
BUM-BOY
If you insist.
THUNDERGUTS
There you go again.
(Thunderguts takes out a very suspicios looking melon and smashes BUM-BOY into oblivion with it. With a maniacal cackle he then runs off stage.)
(curtains fall)
