Ways to Die.
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
When one's life comes to an end, there is only one thing left to do. Die. There are many ways to die, including fast, medium fast, and not fast enough:
A Fast Death.
This is what happens when a large object falls on you.
A Medium-Fast Death.This is what happens when a small object falls on you, pinning you to the ground. And you do not want to gnaw off the trapped part for fear of being laughed at by colleagues who don't like a man without feet.
A Death That is Not Fast Enough.This type of demise is due to aging, disease, and love of country music.