LLanwrtyd Wells
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
It is on a line of natural springs that runs up from South Wales; hence the Wells part of the name. The water from the wells tastes foul – imagine the taste of sulphur and chalk .
Pronunciation is difficult, but Clan-oo-er-tid will just about do until you can ask an inhabitant how to properly say it.
It is considered to be the smallest town in the UK. Indeed, driving through one gets the impression of a single street with several pubs/hotels clustered around a very small town square.
Llanwrtyd Wells is a popular jumping off place for tourists who want to explore the Welsh countryside, either on foot, horse, bicycle, or even by car.
Foodwise, there is of course the ubiquitous chip shop, but all of the hotels do good food. There is the added advantage of real ale being served in most drinking places. Beers include Brains SA and Felinfoel Double Dragon (the author’s favourites)
The pubs/hotels around the square host 2 Real-Ale festivals during the year, each lasting for several days.
The town has 2 major sporting events that attract international attention:
The Man versus Horse Marathon in June sees about 300 runners pitting their stamina against 20 horses on a 22-mile circuit of the Welsh mountains. Runners get a 15-minute head start on their equine opponents and the aim is to stay ahead! As yet, no runner has won, but it is a close run race – the horses do less well on some of the rocky terrain, and it is believed that a runner who is prepared to risk life and limb could probably claim the £10,000 prize.
In August there is the bizarre Bog Snorkeling World Championships. Competitors have to “swim” 2 lengths of a 60-metre trench cut into a peat bog – underwater. It has been described as like trying to swim through treacle.
The Welsh Hymn “Guide me O Thou Great Jehovah” was composed here, as was the Llanelli Rugby Club anthem Sosban Fach. (To hear grown men singing this with tears in their eyes after a triumphant rugby season can bring a lump to one’s throat, until you consider that the words mean “Little saucepan, standing by the fire, big saucepan, standing on the floor, and the cat has scratched little Johnnie.)