h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please: (We don't really have a word for that. Sometimes you can use tak, which also means thanks, but no one will be offended if you don't. Or you could use the VERY polite: Hvis du vil være så venlig in the end of the sentence)

could you please... Gider du / Vil du være så venlig (More formal)

Thanks: Tak

Thanks a lot: Mange tak / tusind tak (1000 thanks)

My name is ....: Jeg hedder...

hello and welcome to the Guide: Goddag og velkommen til guiden

Where do you live: Hvor bor du?

I'm from ...: Jeg er fra ...

I dont understand: Jeg forstår ikke

Good Morning: God morgen

Good Day: Goddag

Good Evening: God aften

Sleep Well: Sov godt

Dream something nice: Drøm sødt

Sorry/Excuse me: Undskyld

Your danish is too complicated for me. Dit danske er for kompliceret til mig

I try to write danish: Jeg prøver at skrive dansk

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year: Glædelig jul

Happy New Year: godt nytår

And: og

Do you speak english: Taler du engelsk

See you: Vi ses
Bye: farvel / hej

Warning: If you talk to a dane, sooner or later he'll ask you to say "Rødgrød med fløde" simply because you can't pronounce it.
By the way, it is a kind of dessert made of mashed, boiled fruits with cream.
And please, dont ask me to write how it is pronounced...

Hi sbonk, welcome to 'The Guide' and thanks very much for the imput, will have the link in shortly.