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"think more a place for single people but without all the crap of a dating website, where they can chat and stuff and what have you. Really aimed at people with crappy self esteem and low expectations, like me." - T.B. Falsename.

A cat looking for her ideal mate

This is essentially what this page is supposed to be. We could fill it with loads of hearts like this:

smiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - lovesmiley - love

or lots of stars like this:

smiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - star

then maybe a picture of Eros.

[IMAGINE PICTURE OF EROS HERE]

But the members of the h2g2 are far more intellegent for that. Well mostly although if you ask me is pushing up the IQ of the site quite a lot.

So what is the point of this page you may ask considering you can go onto hundreds of talk pages or work your way through the who's online list but there is no where the tense atmosphere of forming a romantic relationship is broken by a diversitory topic of discussion but there is a deep collective conscious understanding of why all parties are there.

So if your ready to go pop down to the forum at the bottom of the page and post away then go ahead. However for those who are feeling a bit too T.B. Falsename, we have some relationship and confidence boosting advice coming up but first some definitions.

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Style definitions

Hello I am and I think you're beautiful
Romantic: This is the grand old style of relationships. It's the sort of 'I don't know what you are like a person but you might be close to the cliché' way of thinking. Most people love this style, women feel a sense of feeling special, a uniqueness which only they could be possibly feeling at that moment whether it is gifts or attention. Men feel an overwhelling sense of chivalry
Modern Romantic: Some say Romance is dead, I just say it's evolved with feministic priniples of equality.
1Just to remind you, we are all Torchwood fans here, meaning that anything goes but this is a family website, so keep it clean

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