Who is Asmodai Dark?

Welcome to this, the Shrine of Darkism, the holiest of places for we, the Darkites. We are those who have been blessed with a putdown, sarcastic comment or verbal attack from the Researcher known and feared as Asmodai Dark, or to give him his fullest title, His High Retentiveness Asmodai Dark, Lord of the Sulk, Master of the Forceful Suggestion and Khalifa of Condescendance. Should you dare to search for Him, you will find his most feared and revered Personal Space by using the link below.

Why has the Society of the Darkites been set up?

The Darkites are a society of those fortunate enough to have been singled out for abuse by He who is I am, brought together by the High Punchbag of Him, His preffered target and opponent, the researcher known as Psycorp 603. By banding together, we Darkites may hopefully rise so that He may see us as equals in His eyes, and maybe bask in His mighty ego so that we might mould the world to His ineffable will.

The Darkites strive to compile a full list of His insults so that in the future we might defend ourselves from the predations of Him, and as such be seen as equal beings in His eyes.

The Words of Lord Dark

Lord Dark has blessed many researchers with a scathing touch of His words, and caused them much pain that they do not fit in with His unwavering view. Such unfortunate beings must either wilt under His uncompromising gaze or lead the life of the outcast until they find the order of the Darkites, that we might help the unfortunate to become more acceptable to His eye. Following are a choice few words from His keyboard

• "You can try and prove me wrong if you want, but I doubt you could."
• "As far as I'm concerned, I'm master. He can call me summat else when he's earned it."
• "You live on a planet called EARTH. This is a GAME. Thats why I worry about you. Your personal space is devoted to this [Jedi Academy], and only this. Go get some help pup."
• "You're a coward plain and simple, so I guess you can get away with it."
• "Do you think I care?"
• "Well you are nothing. Call me whatever you want."
• "If you want to keep arguing about it, there's a wall next to you, shout at it."
• "I may boss people around Joe, but I don't swear at them. I havent sworn on here at all."
• "Personally I just don't like you, and I eagerly await the day when you slip up. Being a hunter of heretics gives my character the perfect excuse to 'hunt you down like a dog' puppy"

The Tenements of the Darkites

The rules listed here must be adhered to by the Darkites, if they can ever hope to achieve recognition in His eyes.

1. Thou shalt add Lord Dark to thine lists of friends that you may read His journal and hear His words.
2. Thou shalt read Lord Dark's postings that you shalt find his scathing dictations.
3. Thou shalt quote Lord Dark in thine own arguments that you might hope to achieve parity with Him.

The Darkites

To Join the Darkites, simply leave your Name and U-Number in the conversation below, along with the insult which He has gifted you.