Reasons why Rats are useful at christmas

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1, When you secretly tear open a corner of your present to peek at it, and someone notices.you can blame your rat.

2, You need someont to clean your plate after christmas dinner.

3, Rats running freely discourage annoying relatives.

4, Rats don't sing christmas carols.

5, Rats are overjoyed to receive homemade christmas presents.

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