Reference Osmosis
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
A very simple but delicate procedure promising to make you know everything about everything. Quite simple, just follow the steps. Firstly, acquire all the material that you need to read for the topic under revision etc. Secondly, photocopy everything!. Next, place the pile of photocopied references on your head, balancing them so they won't fall. In some magical way, all the material from the references will sink into your head, absorbed by the top layers of cortex. The skull in between is of no importance. When the procedure is over, you will know - you'll know everything that was on these references. A procedure extremely helpful for Psychology students.
